Stereotyping Steve’s Guide to the World, Part I: Canada

Part I: Canada

Overview
A truly wicked place, Canada, also known as ‘America Jr.,’ embodies all that is bad with today’s society. Children are focused solely on becoming hockey players. Those that do not make it resort to cutting down trees. Canadian culture is limited to watching hockey games. Also, watching reenactments of famous hockey games at the Wayne Gretzky Theater is a popular pastime of Canadians.

National Anthem
O Canada
O Canada
(repeat 14 times)
O Canada
O Canada

What do Canadians do for a living?



Accomplished Canadians


National Motto
“I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK”

Interesting Facts
-The Canadian unemployment rate is unique among all nations. The following diagram illustrates this:


-Bears outnumber humans on a ratio of 53:1

-Canadians are also unique in the way they die, as can be seen with this diagram:



-Steve