Lessons of Life with Manatee Max, An Introduction
Ramundovision proudly presents the first of a series of brand new Ramundovision segments: Lessons of Life with Manatee Max. All (one) of us at Ramundovision hope you enjoy it.
Before we begin, let me introduce myself. My full name is Maximilian Marquez Marquez. Before you ask, yes, my parents were cousins. Apparently, their matrimony was necessary. Something about a turf war between the Marquez Cartel and the Ukranian Mafia. Regrettably, both my parents died at birth. (Ramundo- Wait, what?). But I digress. My friends call me Manatee Max, and Ramundovision has enlisted me to share with its readers some of the lessons I have learned over the course of my life. And those lessons are many. And those lessons are deep. But most importantly, those lessons are unique. Look elsewhere for advice on tax deduction, "business ethic" or how to fix that nasty slice in your golf swing. But pay close attention if what you seek is something more profound, something real, something... something epic.
Stay tuned.
-Manatee Max
Before we begin, let me introduce myself. My full name is Maximilian Marquez Marquez. Before you ask, yes, my parents were cousins. Apparently, their matrimony was necessary. Something about a turf war between the Marquez Cartel and the Ukranian Mafia. Regrettably, both my parents died at birth. (Ramundo- Wait, what?). But I digress. My friends call me Manatee Max, and Ramundovision has enlisted me to share with its readers some of the lessons I have learned over the course of my life. And those lessons are many. And those lessons are deep. But most importantly, those lessons are unique. Look elsewhere for advice on tax deduction, "business ethic" or how to fix that nasty slice in your golf swing. But pay close attention if what you seek is something more profound, something real, something... something epic.
Stay tuned.
-Manatee Max
posted by ramundo at 10:39 PM
1 Comments:
Ah please, your expectations are blown way out of proportion. I do not plan on rescuing Ramundovision from its most unfortunate financial situation, I merely plan on helping Ramundovision further captivate its loyal audience. And this, I feel, is a civic duty, what with Ramundovision being a non-profit organization and all.
- Manatee Max
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